One Night Stand

Last night on my own I went to this bar,

From my house and home it’s not very far.

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Having a few drinks and a bit of laugh,

Serving the drinks were some sexy staff.

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After a couple I was becoming quaint.

Telling me stories she was no saint.

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A few hours later she said “come back to mine”,

Finally after all that talking, it’s about bloody time!

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We got in a cab and she smiled and touched,

She whispered in my ear “I can’t wait to be fucked….”

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We arrive at hers and we start to undress,

I am hugely drunk this I must confess.

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My mind is ready but my solider is not,

Come on lad, she’s smoking hot!!!

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She gives me this look of desire and hunger,

Then she says “I’m going to give you thunder”.

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Pleasure and lust awaits,

But….this was not my fate.

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I eventually passed out on the bed,

I woke in the morning and this is what she said.

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“You were wonderful last night!”

And this is where I got my fright.

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Surely I was incapable of performing?

Then I saw it and there was no ignoring..

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My stomach had turned into a pit of sick,

Between her legs was a monstrous dick!

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I screamed and I cried,

My anus now wide.

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I limped on out as fast as I could,

Thinking about my ass and now the size of her wood.

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From now on in I shall never drink out alone,

But to the world this story will never be known.

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