Beat It.

There comes an age of a boy,

Where he starts to develop his toy.

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In those teenage years,

He starts to play with his spear.

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Tug and stroke he goes on and on,

Polish he does until it has shone.

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But this is best to do alone,

When mum and dad are not at home.

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There he sits with dick in hand,

He looks over and there mum stands.

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Yet the boy is caught not once but twice,

His parents say there best not be a thrice.

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Next time you decide to give yourself a treat.

Check who’s home before you start to beat.

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