Putting the Turkey in the Oven.

There is a tasty Turkey, and cooking it always causes a rift,
It can be found between Europe and the herby middle-east.
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The founding chef of Turkey cooking, is a man called Ataturk,
He didn’t like halal meat, so his discard of Islam was no fluke.
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Since he passed away the delicate recipe is always changing,
Many chefs have come and gone, but the newest needs some taming.
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His name is Ed and he has some serious issues,
His ruling of the kitchen is put to much misuse.
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As a chef he’s quite deliberate, and argues with the staff,
If one criticises, he tends to give them the shaft.
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Ed also loves his bird halal, so forces everyone to have it,
Even if the meat is flavourless and flattened by a mallet.
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But some of the others working in the kitchen said “no, we’ve had enough!”
This made Ed angry and now wants to get tough!
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“You will eat my Turkey and no one is ever allowed to say it tastes like shit!”
“If you do, I’ll hunt you down and in a prison you will sit!”
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Some defied the warnings of what feels like a regime of Gordan Ramsey,
And we know our dear Ed is willing to kill poor innocent bambi.
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But after a shaded attempt at framing some of the waiters,
For their failed kitchen coup and other bad behaviours.
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He now wants to subdue them to a kitchen styled death,
Oh how he resembles a Hitler styled Chef.
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Whatever the outcome of the many staff now being cuffed,
We know this Turkey is well and truly stuffed.
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And our dear Ed is on a steep diplomatic slope,
But you should know one thing, he did fuck a goat.
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